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God dammit. I wish my brain wouldn't mock people's names when it's convenient.
My dad is getting spammed by all the democratic candidates all over the whole damn country asking for constant donations, because he gave one time to ActBlue.
One of the candidates that's popped up is named Abigail Spanberger.
This unfortunately made me think of how she's spamming him, so I came up with Abigail Spamburger. Sorry, not sorry.