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God dammit, I should not be letting my dad buy books for himself constantly. His latest purchase of an entire set of ebooks that is not worth reading ever again only deserves one catch phrase: "Eat shit, stupid dried-up bog-hag."

FFS, even if he must read that shit again, I already bought the set myself back before it was more obvious that she was a stupid dried-up bog-hag. And I couldn't even make my way through them again even back then, I got stuck on how awful the experience was.

But I could have totally given him my unprotected epub set and save him giving more money to the stupid dried-up bog-hag. Alas. I hope she chokes on it.

Oh, and he "followed" her on Amazon. As if she's ever going to shit out another book. She's too busy hating on trans people to shit out more books. And they wouldn't be worth reading anyway.

So, I guess Cracker Barrel brought back the cracker.

Incidentally, sorry about the other day. It wasn't so much that I don't understand jokes, and more that I take jokes at the expense of unpopular things that I happen to like somewhat personally.

Yes, it's true, I love Liquid Glass. And I don't give a shit that it's expensive on resources.

I loved Aero Glass in 2006, too. Much to the chagrin of my younger brother, who hated slogging through my tiny OS partition of Windows Vista with 1GB of system RAM and 256MB of VRAM, and insisted on rebooting back to the spacious install of Windows XP sitting on the majority of the drive.

He also insisted on booting to Windows 98 to play with DOS games and emulators when I insisted on defaulting to Windows 2000.

Same story with eventually wiping an oem machine that we were given the horrid choices of NT 4, 2000, and ME, and dumbass me picked ME.

Fuck you, Apple customers! If you're dumb enough to buy a tablet with just 64GB of storage, that leaves your shmuck ass with just 24GB for user data! That's right, 24GB for user data! That includes apps!

Dear Cheese Manufacturers: Please stop wasting time making resealable packages. My mom can't get the zippers open anyway, so she just hacks them straight off with scissors and stuffs the whole thing in a disposable zipper bag, which then gets thrown away along with the cheese package when the 11 slices are gone.

And with that, I should sign off for the night. And probably sleep 13+ hours before waking up groggily and being totally useless for another 2-3 hours.

I really wish people would stop using humor in my proximity.

All this obsession over Silksong, and I couldn't even be badass enough to beat a single boss in the original game.

Is it weird that I find it weird people do things to their bodies? And that I don't think about mine at all because I'd just as soon not have one?

Why do people hate Service/Surface/Frontage/etc roads? Here in southern California, they're a godsend, because most of the time, the highways are packed with bumper to bumper traffic and endless trucks.

Okay, so my parents' local newspaper seriously referenced avocado toast in a full backpage ad to drive up subscriptions.

TIL petroleum based food dyes cause autism and/or ADHD, so the FDA banning them will cure those problems that clearly didn't exist before widespread use in food products in the 19th century /s

Cool! Not only did macOS Tahoe beta 3 break Rosetta 2, they also broke saving transparent screen shots! Super! #macos #beta

Having a chat be on-topic and productive is highly overrated. Being productive at all is also highly overrated. I like speaking my mind wherever I find it convenient and tentatively related to whatever was last spoken there. You could probably replace my contributions with a stochastic bullshit generator reacting to everything that is spoken on random intervals.

Sunday's Wizard of Id has total "how do you do, fellow kids" energy this week #comics #wizardofid #howdoyoudofellowkids

From my dad's spam folder, sent from his own name:

Transaction Details
Transaction- Bitcoin (BTC)
Quantity- 0.759
Shipping - Free Shipping
Payment Method- Bank Visa card
Total Paid- $690.98

Man, I wish I could scam some buttcoin for 2013 prices and sell for today prices. Assuming my Coinbase transfer limits would let me sell that much at once.

California rest in peace, simultaneous release