Profile for chris
About chris
Fields
- website
- https://kode54.net
- 💞
- @kevin
- pronouns
- he/him (they/them okay)
- Discord
- https://discord.gg/4A6mrhtfAz
- Github
- https://github.com/kode54
- age
- 44
Bio
kode54 / kuroshi, primary maintainer of Cog for macOS.
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Dear Cheese Manufacturers: Please stop wasting time making resealable packages. My mom can't get the zippers open anyway, so she just hacks them straight off with scissors and stuffs the whole thing in a disposable zipper bag, which then gets thrown away along with the cheese package when the 11 slices are gone.
And with that, I should sign off for the night. And probably sleep 13+ hours before waking up groggily and being totally useless for another 2-3 hours.
I really wish people would stop using humor in my proximity.
All this obsession over Silksong, and I couldn't even be badass enough to beat a single boss in the original game.
nasty mention, subtoot
Love the moderation lists on Bluesky, and the people I follow who don't use them, so they don't notice they just boosted "Zoophile supporter" into my timeline.
I "guess" this person is "right" that we should be worried about the impending policy changes there. But at the same time, I don't think anyone should be allowed to fuck their pets. Unless their pets are fellow adult humans who are consenting to play the part of pet.
Is it weird that I find it weird people do things to their bodies? And that I don't think about mine at all because I'd just as soon not have one?
Why do people hate Service/Surface/Frontage/etc roads? Here in southern California, they're a godsend, because most of the time, the highways are packed with bumper to bumper traffic and endless trucks.
TIL petroleum based food dyes cause autism and/or ADHD, so the FDA banning them will cure those problems that clearly didn't exist before widespread use in food products in the 19th century /s
Having a chat be on-topic and productive is highly overrated. Being productive at all is also highly overrated. I like speaking my mind wherever I find it convenient and tentatively related to whatever was last spoken there. You could probably replace my contributions with a stochastic bullshit generator reacting to everything that is spoken on random intervals.
Sunday's Wizard of Id has total "how do you do, fellow kids" energy this week #comics #wizardofid #howdoyoudofellowkids
From my dad's spam folder, sent from his own name:
Transaction Details
Transaction- Bitcoin (BTC)
Quantity- 0.759
Shipping - Free Shipping
Payment Method- Bank Visa card
Total Paid- $690.98
Man, I wish I could scam some buttcoin for 2013 prices and sell for today prices. Assuming my Coinbase transfer limits would let me sell that much at once.
uspol
The One Big Beautiful Bill is focused on helping working families get ahead. According to the latest estimates from the Council of Economic Advisors, a typical family of four in California could see up to a $16,000 increase in yearly take-home pay. Rest assured, I will keep fighting for Riverside County families.
fffffffuck right the hell off, Ken Calvert
California rest in peace, simultaneous release
Bruce Tinsley's shitty comic, shitty childhood memories
I must not be very "normal", because I don't remember ever playing the "My dad could beat up your dad" card during my lifetime. Nobody really played it against me, either. Though once, during one of those lovely proxy baptism outings they had me do for the LDS church, one of the other boys pointed to some homeless person and said, "Hey Chris, there's your dad!" That's about it.
subtoot
Thanks, asshole, for boosting the Orange Site posting about the anti-DEI fork of X.Org into my timeline. I did not already know this piece of shit existed. I really needed the Orange Site blast.
*prays for 1000 years of stagnation so nobody has to keep buying new crap all the time*
Hi, Fedi, I'm told it's a very clown thing to want an end to this awful capitalist hellscape that our world is plagued with. Am I wrong?